Well, well. I used to be skeptical about global warming and the need for the West to commit financial and industrial suicide and transfer untold trillions to corrupt governments. But that was before I read this overwhelmingly compelling argument for us to prostrate ourselves on the altar of environmentalism:
If we don't do something about SUV's soon, aliens will kill us all!!
Now, I know that the environmentalist movement has had a rough road in recent years - what with the revelations of how they intentionally misled the public, persecuted scientists who disagreed with them, tampered with their data, invented stories, etc. But they have now managed to put all of that in the past and, in one spectacular burst of rock-solid scientific glory, they've redeemed themselves and brought respectability and honour back to the environmentalist movement.
You can't make this stuff up.
If we don't do something about SUV's soon, aliens will kill us all!!
Now, I know that the environmentalist movement has had a rough road in recent years - what with the revelations of how they intentionally misled the public, persecuted scientists who disagreed with them, tampered with their data, invented stories, etc. But they have now managed to put all of that in the past and, in one spectacular burst of rock-solid scientific glory, they've redeemed themselves and brought respectability and honour back to the environmentalist movement.
You can't make this stuff up.
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