Oh THIS will help

Al Sharpton is going to Ferguson. His precise and level-headed thinking is exactly what's needed to calm things down. Just think of the soothing influence his soothing and measured words will have in this volatile situation. It's a good thing he's not an opportunistic, race-baiting narcissist who pounces on every chance to stoke racial tensions. Perhaps we'll be blessed with some more of his keen insights into the legal aspects of this situation. I know we've all been hankering for THAT.