Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Obama success #2

Obama dislocated his shoulder patting himself on the back non-stop for a year about ending the war in Iraq and leaving Iraq safe and stable. He promised us that, due to his inherent majesty, all serious threat of terrorists had been ended. Furthermore, he smugly corrected those who worried that ISIS was a threat by comparing ISIS to a JV basketball team. Having been proved appallingly wrong on both counts, Obama is now denying that he was responsible for withdrawing troops from Iraq. It's understandable that he expects the MSM to cover up his lie, but doesn't he know the rest of us have access to the internet?

Iraq is in chaos. You're awesome, Obama.

Obama success #1

Obama promised to "press the reset button" with Russia. Well, he did. The cold war is back on! Russia is invading other countries. Excellent work, Obama!